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January 2009

2004 Sports Coupes


Just like liposuction, you pay more for less with these stylin’ coupes. Less doors, and in some cases, less roof. Targeted at "empty-nesters", these top six sporty coupes are best worn with your rug firmly in place. And yes, we picked a truck…

BMW 645Ci/645Ci Cabriolet
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$98,500 - $108,500 Cdn.

Coupes are for stylin’, and the new rear-drive 6 demands attention, regardless of which side of the styling fence you are sitting on. Power flows from the throttleless, Valvetronic 4.4-liter 325-hp, 330-lb. ft. of torque-laden vee-eight. Your living room would do well looking like the 6’s cockpit. And as for iDrive, we say get over it…

 

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New for 2004: Respect for the new-look of BMW
S-S.com choice: Six-speed manual tintop, sans "active steering" included in the Sport pack
Cudda hadda: How about a 545I for $30K less?
Why Buy?: Paparazzi attracting looks and a beautiful interior for you and your significant other

BMW 325 Ci/330Ci/325I Cabriolet/330I Cabriolet
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$42,250 - $63,950 Cdn.

The last of the "pre-Bungled" BMWs, the 3 Series Coupes— from the bottom-rung 325i to 330i convertibles— are the best lookers in the E46 family. Even the softer riding rag tops provide the balanced rear-drive ride and handling characteristics close to the tintop’s high standards.

 

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New for 2004: 330iCi M Performance Edition in steel gray and the stick
S-S.com choice: The new M Performance edition is a poor man’s M3
Cudda hadda: 2001 BMW M3
Why Buy?: The best ride vs. handling combo in the biz. Still.

Infiniti G35
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$45,200 Cdn.

Looking more of one piece than its retro-reaching, detail-festooned little brother Zed, the G35 coupe is our favourite model from Nissan’s FM platform, still. With 15 more ponies than the sedan, a six-speed stick, a buttoned-down multilink independent suspension and a wheels–at-each-corner stance that’s aggressive and modern, it’s getting a whole lot easier to be an Infiniti cufflink these days

 

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New for 2004: Less lineups
S-S.com choice: Sport package with limited slip, 18-inch wheels and performance rubber
Cudda hadda: A loaded up G35 sedan for $3k less
Why Buy?: If you prefer sushi to bratwurst

Mercedes-Benz CLK55 AMG/Cabriolet
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$100,950 – 109,500 Cdn.

These AMG-messaged coupes provide heart-stopping acceleration, but there's no stick, the interior is C Class quality and the car’s bland, ubiquitous M-B styling doesn’t look like $100 hard earned big ones.

 

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New for 2004: The wind-in-yer-rug Cab
S-S.com choice: The tintop
Cudda hadda: Wait for the 4-door C55 AMG
Why Buy?: So you can brag you spent more than your buddy did on his M3

Audi A41.8T/3.0/S4Cabriolet
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$51,100 – 61,700 Cdn.

The Cab adds 350 pounds in strengthening materials to retain the quiet and comfortable ride and top-grade handling found in the A4 sedans. Regular-strength 1.8T straight-four and 3.0-liter vee-six get CV tranny. You’ll want the thumping 340-hp, vee-eight S4 available with the 6-speed stick

 

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New for 2004: S4
S-S.com choice: Can you say "ess four"?
Cudda hadda: If you can find a better vee-eight all-wheel-drive four-seat cabriolet, buy it!
Why Buy?: If you find oversteer scary

Dodge RAM SRT-10
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$57,910 Cdn.

Replacing Ford’s SVT Lightning as our token GOODS truck, this 5,100 lb. truck uses the all-aluminum Viper vee-ten , all 505 cubic inches, 500 horsepower, and 525 lb.-ft. of torque of it, to deliver a 0 to 60 mph time of 5.2 seconds and a top speed of150 miles per hour. Scary!

 

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New for 2004: A very quick way to get to Home Depot
S-S.com choice: We’d get one in charcoal, and don’t forget the gun rack
Cudda hadda: 1994 Viper
Why Buy?: Because you can

Close, but no cigar…


Ford Mustang SVT Cobra/Convertible $46,655 – 50,655 Cdn.
Nice:Anything Ford's Special Vehicles Team touches, we car zealots respect Naughty: Wait!: The ’05 Mustang is oh, so close

Honda Accord Coupe LX-G/EX-L/EX v6/EX V6 MT $25,300 - $33,800 Cdn.
Nice:The sweet vee-six and six-speed stick combo. Typical Honda build quality and high residuals Naughty: FWD

Mercedes-Benz CLK 320/500/Cabriolet $62,850 – 84,900 Cdn.
Nice:Look Ma, no B-pillar styling. Muscle-car like 5.0 liter vee-eight Naughty: No sticks, Pontiac styling, cheap interiors relative to the and Fort Knox pricing

Mercedes-Benz CL500 $135, 550 Cdn.
Nice: If you need a bigger CLK Naughty: BIG car. BIG price

Saab 9-3 Convertible Approx. $54,000 - $56,500 Cdn.
Nice: Anti-Teutonic League champion. exclusivity Naughty: Not enough ponies for the price. Cliff-like depreciation

Fuhgeddaboutit…


Honda Civic Coupe DX/LX/Si $16,100 - $20,800 Cdn.
An embarrassment for the Civic Nation

Chevrolet Monte Carlo LS/SS/SS Supercharged $28,000 - $36,565 Cdn.
Unless you are a NASCAR wannabe addicted to hallucinogens, do not buy this car

Ford Mustang/GT/Mach 1/Convertible $23,455 - $35,760 Cdn.
Buy used or wait for the all new ’05

Ford Thunderbird $56,775 Cdn.
Ford’s killing this T-Bird after ’05, so for all you Paul Anka fans out there, get it while you can

Honda Insight $26,000 Cdn.
Old high-tech

Mercedes-Benz C230/320 Sport Coupe $34,950 - $40,100 Cdn.
There’s reason why BMW stopped shipping its Compact over here

Saturn Ion Quad Coupe 2/3 $17,280 – 20,805 Cdn.
Same weird styling, hoary drivetrains, iffy build quality, and trendy center-mounted instrumentation as the sedan, but more expensive and less convenient. Enjoy!

Toyota Solara SE/SE V6/SLE V6 $26,800 - $35,800 Cdn.
Under-the-tanning-bed-too-long styling. Cushy handling. No vee-six stick combo

Volkswagen New Beetle GLS/GLS TDI/GLX/GLS Convertible/GLX Convertible $23,690 – 36,190 Cdn.
Heavier, more expensive, less useful Golf. Oh, and you get the Golfs crappy reliability, too

Volvo C70 Convertible $63,995 Cdn.
They still make this wet noodle?




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