If a Lincoln starts every time, does anyone care?
June 22, 2007 - By John LeBlanc
OTTAWA - Amid the maelstrom of activity surrounding the Ford Motor Co’s ongoing
Way Forward turnaround plan, a recently released J.D. Power and
Associates Initial Quality Study must have seemed like a smorgasbord to
a starving man.
Four Ford products—Ford Mustang, Mercury Milan (not sold in Canada),
Lincoln MKZ and Lincoln Mark LT—came first in their segments in this
year's report that tracks problems experienced by owners during the
first 90 days of ownership.
Perhaps most encouraging was Lincoln’s rise from 12th place last year
to third. Only Porsche and Lexus finished higher. For Ford’s flagship
domestic luxury brand that’s desperate to get back on luxury car
buyers’ lists, no doubt, this was welcome news.
Nonetheless, the report begs the question: who cares?
The truth is, after years of neglect from parent Ford, plus a string of
unfulfilled concept cars riding the coattails of the mid-Sixties
Continental, Lincoln is a brand that flatlines the relevance metre for
anyone born in the last four decades. It wouldn’t surprise many if the
average age of a Lincoln customer was “deceased.” And in this age of
global brands, outside of North America, a Lincoln is virtually
unsellable.
Reliable, newer Lincolns may be; but are they relevant?
Porsche 1, Detroit 0, film at 11
We’re months away from the start of the new car show season (Frankfurt,
September, be there), but Porsche’s recent decision to skip next
January’s Detroit auto show may be a harbinger of things to come for
the show itself and the industry as a whole.
When the Los Angeles auto show moved to its new November dates (it
previously was the week before the Detroit show), it opened the door
for import brands and environmentally friendly vehicles to get some
media love in the oh-so-trendy California market. Porsche substantiates
this by citing their decision to drop Detroit was to reduce its trade
show appearances in favour of more direct contact with customers where
they sell the majority of their cars in the U.S.: the east and west
coasts.
What Porsche won’t say is that Cobo Hall, where the Detroit show is
annually held, has long been criticized for being too small for
carmakers to properly display their wares. And based on the current
state of the Michigan economy (i.e. bad, and getting worse) plans for a
new and larger venue are merely pipe dreams.
Don’t be surprised if other carmakers follow Porsche’s lead. The Los
Angeles show becoming a place for import and environmentally friendly
debuts, and the Detroit show focusing even more on domestic and
performance cars.
Ford: “We don’t need no steenking hatches!”
Unless you’ve had your head under a Trabant for the last few years, you
have to know the sub-compact market is hotter than a rear-ended Ford
Pinto. But if a report from Inside Line, at edmunds.com, is correct,
the Dearborn automaker may be making a similar blunder with their
latest small car plans.
Given the above information, Ford’s jettisoning of the five-door and
wagon iterations from the revamped compact Focus lineup coming this
November seems like poor planning.
But, Martin Smith, Ford’s design chief of Europe mollified hatchback
fans with confirmation back in March at the Geneva auto show of the
company’s plans to bring the next generation subcompact Fiesta over to
the North American market for 2009.
Except now comes news that instead of the expected three- and five-door
hatchbacks, we’ll be getting a small sedan (think first-gen Toyota
Echo). Apparently, it could be several years before North Americans
receive the hatchbacks that shares an existing platform with the
just-released Mazda2.
- John LeBlanc is an Ottawa-based automotive critic and publisher of straight-six.com.
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